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I received this in an email.
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my checkbook off the table and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Coke is getting warm so I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye—they need water. I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water, and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table and get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day the car isn't washed. The bills aren't paid. There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter. The flowers don't have enough water. There is still only 1 check in my checkbook. I can't find the remote. I can't find my glasses and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem and I'll try to get some help for it but first I'll check my e-mail.
Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!
